Link

Link Mah Boi is a guy who like is fwends with Bowsa, yo. He's like, the newest generation of Link, brah. Hes frum Jew Chew Poo. Yeah.

Stuper Bowsa 1
Link ain't in dat game. sad face

Stuper Bowsa 2
He is like, from a place called New Hyrule, brah. He like had to go to the Mushroom Place cause things happened there. Yeah. But like, Bowsa was already there, so he like found Link, and like said a thing cause bad things were happenin, homie. Then a thing happened, and him and Bowsa were at a place or something. Then the Triforce told Link and Bowsa a thing and stuff. Got it? Link is player 2, yo.